Raise your voice, open your mind, unlock your imagination
Act 1, Scene 1:
Characters: Witch 1, Witch 2, Witch 3
Location: An open area on a heath
Events: The Witches discuss that they will meet Macbeth on the Heath after the battle is finished
Quotes: “When the hurlyburly’s done, When the battle’s lost and won” – Witch 2
Those born in the Northern Hemisphere use more slang and abbreviations than those born in the Southern Hemisphere.
Paris: heyy
Tess: Hi
Paris: wyd
Tess: Nothing interesting, just chillin
Wbu?
Paris: yikes
don’t say ‘chillin’ u pleb
(Bitmoji that says ‘ANYHOOO’)
Tess: Don’t tell me what to do you mongrel
Paris: lol
(Spongebob mocking meme)
“dOnT tElL mE wHaT tO dO yOu MonGrEl”
Tess: Ahahhaagah
Paris: i’m so funny
Tess: (Bitmoji that says ‘NO’)
Paris: (Bitmoji that says F U on foam hands)
Tess: Lol you cabbage
Bye I gtg
Paris: finE
(Bitmoji of a car that says L8R on the plate)
Paris: “So, lemme tell you when I was in year 7, if someone like year 8 or higher talked to me I’d be like… leave me alone”.
laughter
Tess: Yeah
Paris: “But now like” jumbled “Um, this year 7 came up to me the other day asking for money and I was like..” pulls confused face
Tess: “They’re so confident and they don’t have the right to be cos they haven’t earned it”
laughter
Paris: “Earn. Your. Right!”
Tess: “They haven’t gone through the fear of being little and everyone around you being skyscrapers”
laughter
Tess: “They swear at you-“
Paris: “You’ve never had that problem?”
Tess: “Yeah, they swear at you”
Paris: “No, I mean you”
Tess: “Oh, me?”
Paris: “You are a very tall skyscraper”
Tess: “I am a very tall skyscraper. But, what do you mean the problem?”
Paris: “What, what’s the problem?”
Tess: “What?”
laughter
Tess: “Is that enough?” to camerawoman
Paris: knee slap
“Yeah?”
“Fanks for answering geezer, I know what I mean.”
“Gimme that. Where you been fool? Making us rinse out our credit, leaving you messages and stuff.”
“Ay. Mr. Dawes is well on the warpath with you, bruv, yeah?”
“Cos of the bag and that?”
“What bag? Cos you missed a lesson, you chief.”
“Gimme dat. The bag weren’t the problem. Tiggsy never mentioned it so he bottled it. Ay, you coming over to mine later to play computa?”
“Nah man I’m at home now I’ve got business I gotta run.”
“What business?”
“Business that minds it’s own.”
slurp “I’m out.”
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