Those born in the Northern Hemisphere use more slang and abbreviations than those born in the Southern Hemisphere.

Paris: heyy Tess: Hi Paris: wyd Tess: Nothing interesting, just chillin          Wbu? Paris: yikes           don’t say ‘chillin’ u pleb           (Bitmoji that says ‘ANYHOOO’) Tess: Don’t tell me what to do you mongrel Paris: lol           (Spongebob mocking meme) […]

Paris: “So, lemme tell you when I was in year 7, if someone like year 8 or higher talked to me I’d be like… leave me alone”.  laughter Tess: Yeah Paris: “But now like” jumbled “Um, this year 7 came up to me the other day asking for money and I was like..” pulls confused […]

“Yeah?” “Fanks for answering geezer, I know what I mean.” “Gimme that. Where you been fool? Making us rinse out our credit, leaving you messages and stuff.” “Ay. Mr. Dawes is well on the warpath with you, bruv, yeah?” “Cos of the bag and that?” “What bag? Cos you missed a lesson, you chief.” “Gimme dat. The […]

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